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ping's quote... at least for this nxt week till exams over... ทำดีได้ดี ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว ทำมั่วได้กรรม ทำไม่ได้ลอกเพื่อน DIRECT TRANSLATION! do good, get good. do bad, get bad. do wrong, get sin cannot do, copy friend. สอบผ่านเป็นเรื่องตลก สอบตกเป็นเรื่องธรรมดา เสาร์อาทิตย์คือสวรรค์ วันจันทร์คือนรก วันรับสมุดพกคือวันตาย DIRECT agn, passing a test is a joke, failing it is absolutely naturally normal saturdays and sundays are heaven mondays are hell the day we recieve our report card, is our death day. |
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OMG HAHAHAHAHHA OK I CNT STOP LAUGHING/SMILING TO MYSELF LOL OMGGG HAHAHA WAT A DAY MANNN MORN TRNG: woke up n decided to get up for trng. hahah then go yck, sms amanda then she tel me she reaching, so i waited. while waiting, pinkette walked past me withut realising tt im there. HOW SAD ok, then i met amanda/daniel and syasya. then showed amanda my tae hwan's pic. <3<3<3<3 lol. daniel underage, cannot c. LOL then walk walk walk, n was analysing who were at the pool n who wasnt from far ^^ lol then do stretch cord, nth much, just LOADS of suanning -- ivan: when she jump noone can walk straight one (ping jumps) ivan: waaa i cnt walk i cnt walk ping: WTHECKKKK OH yes apparently, our club has... 4 Mrs Ng, namely... 1. Mrs Ivy Ng 2. Mrs Chloe Ng 3. Mrs Ng Xiu Wen 4. Mrs Ng Syasya 1 Mrs chew = Mrs Chew kay lynn (obviously) AND of cos, 1 Mrs Lim ^^ --> Mrs Amanda Lim. she's giving birth soon i believe XD OHH. n there's a Mrs Pinkette Lo LOLOLOL hahahahaaa oh ok crap, lemme continue... ping: eh amanda andrew say he has to keep his sms for his girls ah amanda: ya dno wat (some time) for smsing his girls ping: andrew! u need save ur sms for urr girls ah?? andrew: ya! ivan: u're one of them rite ping: yaya... andrew: WAT NO!!! and then... syasya: ping cn help me do maths? ping: can, im such a genius. hahaha. (i was reading the qns then ivan came over.. stare at the paper....) ivan: aiya so simple me of cos, im a maths genius ivan: ya right, keep waking me up by ur qns. me: IT'S JUST 1! N U DIN REPLY! tsk, how unhelpful can someone get. n then... train. ohmigod then at the end... jiaolian: (in chinese) last one u also want to turn. aiyo ping: TIRED MAHH ivan: aiya jiaolian, FAT MAH. ping: WAT U FATTER THAN ME OK! (yes, all this in chinese) n then the warm down... all the girls move to the guys lane, then the guys suppose to go to the public lane ( hahaha serves them right) andrew: i cnt swim! (Someone): why? andrew: COS THERE'S NO SPACE! ping(think a while): OHMYGOD ANDREWWWW DAMNNN then he swam off -- then he sotp at the other side ping: ANDREW, I MAKE SURE ALL UR GIRLFRIENDS SLAP U! andrew: if all my girfriend slap me i tink i no more face alr fatty: andrew, ping your girlfriend ah? ping yaya wtver, andrew my boyfriend ok? ivan: MUST BE YOU TOUCH HIM JUZ NOW RITE! ping: (totally blur n dno who touched who) WAT?!?!? then ivan swam off then when we swam finish.... jiaolian: BOYS! DON GO 1ST! help me squeeze the towel 1st! ping, u oso help ping: IM A GIRL NOT A BOY!!! (but stay bck n c if he needs extra ppl la, but just nice guys so ping cn go off LOL) aft they fin squeezing the towel... ivan (talkting to some small boy) ping: eh. don bully small kids can not? ivan(pass the towel to the boy) : eh whack her! ping: no, WHACK HIM! then we walk off... me aand and sean in front.... n then, i looked behind ping: i sense evil coming sean(turn back): HAHAHA the evil uses his board to whack me ping whacks him bck. AND SEAN ALMOST WENT INSIDE THE GIRLS TOILET! O.O n then, when we were bathing... SUANNING TIME hahahaha. wtheck all the mrs ng/mrs chew/mrs lim LOL *I AM MRS PARK!* lolol n then aft we bath... walked out ivy: u noe why i so slow? blame ping ping: ARGH BLAME ME AGN! then we walk to the mrt n i accidentaly bump into ivy ivy: aiya ping cn u stop banging me! u wna bang bang my bro la! i help u pull u to bang him (her english btr than this la but haahaa) ping: noooo don pull my shirt. ltr tear! ivy/ivan: cheapskate la you! (tt shows y they're siblings --) ping: no lor!this shirt $30 ok! ivy/ivan: mine's FREE ping: mine wa son discount hahahaha ivy: but mine's free! ping: good lor. my sch one $14 lei! ivy: even my bro's oso nt tt ex ping: i tot free? ivy: u believe ah? ping: uh ivy; u damn gullible lei ping: lol. got possibilities mah then. we walk to mrt then we apparentl missed the mrt LOL ivy: blame ping, she so slow ping: i waited for amanda! ivan: she isnt even here andrew: wow u all wait for each other one ah i showed andrew picture andrew: U ALR SHOWED ME! ping: nvm cn c agn sean: wat ting? ping: u wna c? can. come here la. ivan: no! don spoil your eyesight ping: wat, tae hwan damn hot ok! i showed sean the pic. then i wanted to show andrew agn ivan: nvm andrew, juz close ur eyes -- n then ivy: ping cn u stop watching porn? ping: WAT NO I DON WATCH PORN!! ivan/andrew/sean: U WATCH PORN?!?! ping: NOOO!!! ivy: R21 ivan: WAH R21 AH ping: NOOO!!!! andrew: omg ping ping: eh ivy. they damn gullible lei. evrything u say THEY BELIEVE ivy: no lor. u see ah. ivani tell u ping got boyfriend, u believe or not? ivan: ping and boyfriend... never together one, arranged marriage mayb ah. ping: pls. u nvr noe ivan: ya... mayb ur boyfriend like big, fat, black... APPARENTLY IT RESEMBLE SOMEONE! then amanda/daniel came then, got on the mrt. n suanning begin agn LOL idk la always the same topic. i don even noe how it started LOL andrew: i broke up with all my girlfriends alr me: pui la. andrew: really! ivan: ya, he broke up cos he's gay ping: WAT? ANDREW'S GAY? amanda/ivy: andrew's gay?!?! andrew: wat?!?! i gay?!?! no! ivan: ping's gay me: NO IM NOT GAY! ivan: yes u r ping: noo!!! ivan: ivy u gay righte ivy: ya i very happy ivan: so ping not happy ping: yes i m! ivan: homo ping: ya. homosaphein (howver its spellled) ivan: homosexual ping: homosaphien (see, 2 times, 2 different spellings) ivan: bi ping: no! im pure straight! there was sth b4 tt but i cnt rmbr. TSK. hahahahahahaha n then aft tt went to study with tan weilin LOL wow. KW's damn cute. side view damn nice, LOL anw nah, i shant eyecandy him LOL hahaha met a lot of ppl tday ohmigawd, ok wtevr HAHAHAHA lalala omg HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PING IS MAD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA |
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hahaa OHMYGOD PLS GO N VOTE FOR EXTENSION OF SCHOOL HOLS! www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/index.htm OMGMGOGM NEW PICS OF PTH DAMN HOT LA OK I GOT NO OTERH WORDS TO DESCRIBE OMGGGGG oh hell i suppose to be doing maths/chem, anyway, FORGET IT. lol tmr then do oh yay ping's falling sick. -- |
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Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...then tag 20 of your friends so they can do it too. 1) Your name? Ping The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds. "Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!" "Ha ha, lowest ping!" HAHAHAH WTHECK HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA PUI LA WTH I STIL DON UNDERSTAND WAT IT MEANS HAHAHHA 2) One of your friends? Amanda (HAHAHA) A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women. EG: 1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual. 2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice! WA AMANDA AHHAHAAHA NICE EYES! HAHAHHA 3) What should you be doing? tutorial hahaha The most miserable lesson ever created, even tutors think it is pointless. Time is spent doing pointless tasks which apparently lead to bullshit qualifications which don't apply to any use in any situation ever. Tutorial is such a waste of time, even defining it on UD is almost pointless. THIS IS SO FREAKING TRUE LA OK 4) Favorite Color blue The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. so sciencetific -- 5) Hometown? Thailand A country where u go for delicious food. lol ok true 6) Month of Your Birthday? April the month where the sexiest bitches are born LOL 7) Last Person You Talked To On Facebook or Phone? Jeremy LOL whipped boyfriend who sometimes seems to ignore his girlfriend but at the same time is the best guy ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHMYGOD HAHAHA 8) Favorite Sport? swimming lol 1. a way to stop from drowning 2. A highly unrecognised sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging." swimming rocks la ok. THOSE IN BLUR R SUPER CRAP OHMIGAWD, OBVIOUSLY FEMALE SWIMMERS LOOK LIKE WOMEN!!!!!! but the one in orange... depends la ok. TAE HWAN <3 9) Last person you saw? pan hahha (my sis) The greek half-goat god of sex. A nickname for many people. When people have pan as a nickname, it normally means they are good in bed. k pan, i tink quite true la hor. |
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SIAN AHH OMG!!!!! yes. sian. 1 word. cg bbq was FUN! dunk dunk dunk. but im srsly too sian to say anything -- CANT STAND IT! anw to u out there, CAN U PLS DON B SO MEAN NXT TIME?!?!?! ohmygoddddd |
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hahahahhaa 1 june 09 another day to rmbr. (ya no matter how sian it is w/o some humans but stil...) noe y? cos apparently its the 1st day a guy hold my hand, sat on my lap (and the other way round), hugged my neck till i cnt breath. yes. -- ya sound sooo romantic rite? PUI ok bla bla bla (lets skip the bio lect part) then aft sch went to tp sat at mac for damn long cos i reached like 45 mins earlier than the meeting time, sms-ing amanda all the way, n tried to do maths. then aft tt amanda/yangtheng arrived. thenw ent to swensens' saw ivy/daniel there. so all tgt.... 5 of us. amanda and daniel = 1set me and ivy = another set yangtheng and ... yes. we're short of 1 perosn for the 1for1 promotion LOL n we were expecting andrew and eugene to reach ltr cos of their o lvl chinese paper. (which supposedly end at 1245 and andrew say they need to hi5 till 115 --) ya so in the endit voice down to... the extra plate be eugene's, obviously la, cos amanda's like right there demading tt eugene's damn hungry BUT andrew reached b4 eugene. and yt/daniel claim tt the extra food was for whoever came earlier and andrew being andrew, juz sat there and started eating. (his fish and chips has a lot of those decorating veggies and very little fries ahahahaa) and then eugene reached (with black face) n since i alr ate n i cn sense if i don sacrifice he'll pms agn i let him sit. then i went to share seat with ivy (my sil <3) lol then the person gav us extra chair. so move mvoe move, yes. finally i got my chair bck n then they ordered anther set of fish and chips. LOL fat la they all. then since amanda dropped her crayfish into a glass of water, and the person nvr giv extra, we were short of a cup of water. and my cup of water got stolen by eugene (which amanda claims it's indirect kissing which obviously shows tt she's jealous. TSK) then ltr on... eugene was trying to make amanda jealous so he took my hand and hold it there. and continue holding till andrew went to pay the bil at the counter then aft we stood up he put his arm arnd my neck (which daniel tink its damn scandalous n tried to take a pic of it). and evryone ignore the fact tt i couldnt breath properly -- n then they went off decidng which movie to watch, amanda/eugene firmly insist on watchint night at the museum 2. -- so i decided nt to watch, cos i out of money. (standard rite)\ so i was at mac doing maths, with ivy playing my phone. (now tt i type i realise i shd play as well) n i was asking her abt some things. (yes, with a lot of sarcastic answers) and after they watch finish, went off for bowling. which obviously i hav no motivation, so i score amazingly low (pls... i've hidden talents. i was an olympic bowler ok don play play) ANDREW WAS DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAH AT LEAST I NOE NO MATTER HOW PRO UR SWIMMING IS MY B0OWLING TIL A BIT BTR THAN U HAHHAHAA and a lot of cam whoring. and yt treat my bowling muahahahhaa and.... when i was happily sitting down eugene walked over and sat on my lap n then amanda got on to my left side n then ivy on the right *CHEESE* -- damn heavy then all stood up now i sit on him with ivy and amanda on each of my leg then *CHEESE* yes, we;re highly retarded ppl HAHAHHAHAA n then i went off with my SIL first cos she had to b home by 730. (which i don itnk she made it in time but stil...) yeaaa so tt was it. i reached home at like 8+. TIRED AH PLS. how i wish u were there... :( |
